Sonnet 130 by William Shakespeare
Read by Tom Hiddleston
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
Fish on Wheels
I’m not really into robotics personally, but this is hilariously cool!
To school or not to school
that is the question
here is a recording of the aforementioned muscle suit routine. yes, he is skating to “sex bomb.”
there are a few recordings out there and a couple of them are better quality than this, but in my opinion nothing will top the original recording. the reaction from the crowd is especially satisfying and, really, there’s just no replicating that initial surprise.
Don’t believe me…? Well…….
In conclusion, I am happy to say fandom that I, Eren Jaeger am being endorsed by Dove. //shot
The long awaited UPDATE! Eren received a package in the mail today. I wonder who it is from…
Thanks so much for being a Dove fan! We wanted to send you a few items to help feel great! Hope to chat again with you soon!
The Dove Team
I swear I will be hALfway dead by the time I finish this assignment.
The moment you find out that the assignment you thought you had until midnight tomorrow to write, when it actually is going to be done by 10AM.